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OxyContin maker Purdue Pharma set to dissolve after judge approves its criminal sentence (r/news)

• Infinite_Theory3453: yeah it is kinda wild, company basically gets shut down but no real jail time for anyone behind it.
• PM_ME_YOUR_EYELASHES: So they shut down then pop up later with a new name and CEO selling a similar product?? Justice served?

Louisiana governor plans to suspend May primary to redraw US House map, Washington Post reports (r/news)

• MannequinWithoutSock: Nothing says democracy more than suspending elections to redraw maps
• EightGlow: Remember like 3 days ago when R’s were bitching that the Dems had the gall to redraw a map in response to R’s initiating this fight?

JD Vance ‘helping Russians’ by supporting halt to Ukraine aid, Zelensky says (r/worldnews)

• gummilingus: How do you say “thank you” in Russian?
• luisa65-L: Zelensky’s crossed arms and absolute death stare in this photo perfectly summarize how most of the world feels listening to JD Vance.

Church of Scientology is mad teens keep running through their centers and filming it for TikTok (r/nottheonion)

• emongu1: If it was pretty much anybody but them, i would have compassion, but no, not them.
• Packman87: “Cult angry at people getting in and out of their building in under 9 hours” 

What hobby or habit or vice do you know is shortening your life but you don’t care because it’s worth it? (r/AskReddit)

• satansfloorbuffer: Butter, sugar, flour
• Slawth_x: I’m here for a good time not a long one

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Trump evacuated after security incident at White House correspondents dinner; no sign of injuries (r/news)

• PersianAztecs21: Did they lower the flag and have everyone pose for a photo shoot?
• A_Refill_of_Mr_Pibb: There will be an arrest next week for someone who made $500K on this.

MrBeast employee alleges she was harassed for years and fired after maternity leave in a new lawsuit (r/news)

• Drabulous_770: I love how we’re all counting down the clock until this guy’s run is over.
• EkorrenHJ: I had no opinion on MrBeast until I saw him om a podcast where he kept talking about how much he despised “mediocre people.” That made me recognize he probably fostered toxic working conditions.

U.S. Mint Buys Drug Cartel Gold and Sells It as ‘American’ (Gift Article) (r/news)

• Cultural_Meeting_240: nothing says freedom like laundering cartel gold into liberty coins.
• Fecal_thoroughfare: If I was any country that owned gold in US vaults I’d be gtfo yesterday

What’s a recession indicator that you’ve noticed lately? (r/AskReddit)

• monkeypickle8: It seems like everything at the grocery store starts at seven dollars now
• motorcitydevil: Door Dash drivers in their 60s.

What’s the fastest way you realized you were in the wrong friend group? (r/AskReddit)

• Darth-Skvader: They started having a conversation in front of me about how excited they all were for the upcoming beach trip. I hadn’t been invited.
• Key_Benefit_7465: They wanted to do a “prank” where they threw rocks over the highway overpass

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Pope Leo says he does not fear Trump after attack over Iran peace appeal (r/worldnews)

• Ok-Aspect62: It’s less about fear and more about influence. Moral authority doesn’t operate on the same terms as political power.
• Luka_Dunks_on_Bums: The man is from the south side of Chicago, Trump is never going to scare him

US imposing 25% tariffs on steel, aluminum, and copper derivatives (r/stocks)

• CraftySeer: More Trump taxes. I’m trying to fix up my house to improve my finances and my life and this is a major blocker. Prices are up up UP! Oak up 50%. Wood flooring up. Appliances up. It used to be affordable to fix up your own house. No more. Trump is stopping innovation, killing entrepreneurs, taxing small businesses.
• itsgabenog: Maybe we can use all the incoming trillions of dollars to pay for this war?

How would you feel about a ban on AskReddit questions regarding US politics? (r/AskReddit)

• closetmangafan: A better question would be a ban on repetitive questions…
• No-Chemistry-4355: I’d much rather welcome a ban on AskReddit “How would you feel about X” questions that are clearly loaded and meant to elicit a specific response.

Pope warns of world ravaged by ‘tyrants’ in the wake of Trump attacks (r/politics)

• OldSchoolBubba: We’ve already arrived at this point
• DayCommon2162: Trump said he’s not a fan of the Pope. That’s how you know the Pope is doing something right

What is the most unhinged thing you have ever heard a Redditor say? (r/AskReddit)

• Aromatic-Hearing-774: “Reddit is a great place for balanced, nuanced discussion.”
• PawPawBanana87: Ummm just head on over to r/incestconfessions and pick any post and that’s probably it.

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Footage shows US citizen shot by ICE agent in Texas traffic stops (r/news)

• WillingnessOk3081: my gosh, before you even get to the idiotic mother, him saying he hoped his son “wouldn’t do what his son did” and his son was trying to “turn his life around” makes it sound like his son deserved to get shot because he had done bad things in the past. just excuse after excuse for bad cops. garbage human beings.

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U.S. Mint Buys Drug Cartel Gold and Sells It as ‘American’ (Gift Article) (r/news)

• BisquickNinja: Yay… I guess the US is now into money laundering….

• Cultural_Meeting_240: nothing says freedom like laundering cartel gold into liberty coins.

Mood in Russia turns bleak as war in Ukraine drags on and economy suffers (r/worldnews)

• cagadadechango: It’s turning bleak just now?

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Orbán steps down from Hungarian parliament after landslide defeat (r/worldnews)

• SuedJche: I am honestly surprised how little opposition he has mounted to his defeat

• Apprehensive_Idea758: Good riddance and hopefully more of those far-right governments will start falling as soon as possible.

Mississippi middle school students stop bus from crashing after driver blacks out (r/news)

• Dwayla: It was an asthma attack.

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MrBeast employee alleges she was harassed for years and fired after maternity leave in a new lawsuit (r/news)

• EkorrenHJ: I had no opinion on MrBeast until I saw him om a podcast where he kept talking about how much he despised “mediocre people.” That made me recognize he probably fostered toxic working conditions.

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JetBlue sued over claims it uses customers’ personal data to set ticket prices (r/news)

• DreamsiclesPlz: Surveillance pricing should be illegal and heavily punished. The US desperately needs better consumer protections. Among a trillion other things…

• Honeycove91: Hey guys, can you remind me what stage of capitalism this is again?

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Kalshi suspends, fines 3 congressional candidates in ‘insider trading’ enforcement actions (r/news)

• sharrrper: I thought insider trading was suppossed to be a feature of “prediction markets” because it makes the predictions more accurate?

• rubyaeyes: It’s almost like all these financial laws should apply to “predictive” markets too.

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US military service members will no longer be required to get annual flu shot (r/news)

• fiendishrabbit: I’m pretty sure lots of unvaccinated troops in cramped conditions is EXACTLY how the Spanish flu started.

• ShigodmuhDickard: Guess they never learned about WW1. Idiots.

At least 10 scientists tied to sensitive US research have died or disappeared in recent years, sparking federal investigation (r/news)

• MentokGL: Kash is gonna need to pull a lot of all nighters in Vegas to get the to bottom of this…fire up the jet and line up the shots!

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