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Tim Hortons employee won’t face criminal charges in death of customer (r/news)

• centipededamascus: Imagine finding out your grandmother died because she started a fight with the staff at a Tim Horton’s.
• RudolftheDuck: Ripped a chunk of the employee’s hair out and then put it in her purse. She took it like it was a trophy. For 75 that’s not very mature.
• MagicTheBurrito: I feel bad for the young employees. Hopefully they don’t blame themselves. The entitlement by some of the older folks are ridiculous. Especially in “customer service” settings. Source: am a server in a retirement town in Florida.

Two people are dead after a military helicopter crashes in Texas, sparking a fire (r/news)

• igetproteinfartsHELP: It was the AH-64 U.S. Army Apache attack helicopter
• IneptFortitude: This seems to be happening a little more regularly than usual
• john-know-nothing: The political comments in this thread are unhinged. I’ve worked in these Army heli units and the maintenance and operational schedules are insane. This stuff happens more than it should, yes, but the problem environment for it existed well before this administration, and the one before it as well.

People over 35: What is something you invested a massive amount of time or money into in your 20s that turned out to be a complete waste? (r/AskReddit)

• Bodgerpoo: My job at the time. I prioritised it over spending time with family. I wish I hadn’t done that.
• cantfrag: Avoiding things that made me anxious, instead of confronting them. I missed out on so much socialization and so many opportunities because of my anxiety - I started to really challenge it in my mid 20’s, but I still mourn the complete waste of lost time.
• ThatCarlosGuy: Seeing people say their hobbies are a complete waste is sad. Hobbies are what get you through day to day. That’s NOT a waste imo.

Married people of Reddit, what’s your most unhinged marriage hack? (r/AskReddit)

• pzschrek1: If your marriage is getting stale, start a feud with another couple. Nothing restores marital solidarity like having mutual enemies
• EvilAbed57: We both suck at deciding on low stakes stuff, so we have a rule. If we can’t pick a movie or show to watch within a strict 5 minutes (we literally set a timer), we have to watch Sharknado.
• needmoredoggos: [We’ve agreed that I’m the boss of him and he’s the boss of me. But only when one of us is refusing to do something for ourselves that we need to do.

For example: putting off making an appointment with the dentist? “I’m the boss of you and I say you have to call them.” Boom, gotta call the dentist, the boss said so.

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Multiple USS Abraham Lincoln sailors have tried to go overboard amid extended deployment, families say (r/news)

• traceyh415: My father was deployed for six months with no port of call during the Cuban missile crisis. It changed him as a person. He would NEVER wait in lines, did not like confined spaces, did not really like to be around people that much. My understanding is that it was like doing a jail sentence especially the way they were isolated from outside communication.
• AstralElement: As someone who was stationed on this very ship 23 years ago on a year long deployment, I really feel for these sailors. Deployment sucks, extended deployment really sucks. Your whole life is on pause. You can’t be with your family, you often have few friends, the food is often not great and really bad watch rotations if you’re early in your Naval career. The only saving grace for me with videogames and reading. People talk about how big they are, but it gets really small really fast. You don’t really have internet, maybe some email… that’s it.
• Whatdoesthibattahndo: We’ve never had a carrier from this era deployed for this long. Things are going to break in ways we didn’t even know they could break. Normal schedule is 6 months deployed, 6 months work-up, 6 months qualification and preparation for the next deployment. USS Lincoln is probably going to need longer and some maintenance might have to be pulled forward due to increased wear without proper work.

AP Exclusive: ICE plans to give officers gloves that can deliver painful electric shocks (r/news)

• One-Environment-1444: These are good to repel people. You shock them and they want to get away. But people are already trying to get away from ICE not attack them. So these will mostly be used for holding someone down and shocking them while they are already in custody. I bet there is no way to determine when they have been used also. You watch.
• HallucinogenicFish: [The manufacturer warns the device should not be used as punishment, against people merely exhibiting “verbal defiance or belligerence” or on high-risk populations such as children, pregnant women or elderly or disabled people.

ICE agents will use this list like a bingo card.](https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1vlxppb/comment/p3555l8/)

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Lauren Boebert’s son arrested on sexual exploitation of a child charges (r/news)

• sortasolar: [She’s a hypocrite.

The hypocrisy isn’t that Lauren Boebert has a messy family. Everybody has a messy family.

The hypocrisy is that she built a whole political brand around turning other people’s worst facts into permanent public identities: registries, panic, public shaming, “protect the children” theater (pun intended), etc.

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Taylor Farms recalls salsa and guacamole over salmonella risk (r/news)

• littlepup26: Friendly reminder that you can identify Taylor Farms products by looking at the production code stamped right next to the “Best By” or expiration date on the package. Letters like TF,  TFRS, TFRB, or TFPM indicate the item was packed at a Taylor Farms facility, even on store-brand or private-label products.
• 1877KlownsForKids: Guys, I’m starting to think those boring government folks who make sure our food is safe to eat might be important.
• TheGaslighter9000X: Third fucking recall for salmonella in a week? Jesus. Walmart and Chipotle now this.

Wildfires burning in British Columbia force 20,000 to evacuate (r/news)

• Regnes: Summer in British Columbia has been dystopian the past decade. You smell the smoke in the air, you hear of the devastation caused to entire communities, you see the refugee camps and support services being setup around town, and each year you wonder if this is finally going to be it and it will be your turn to flee for your life.
• ol_lordylordy: We cancelled our week long vacation in the interior because of air quality. Its insane to be in. There was a summer a few years ago when we had to clean our picnic table of ash every morning. It sucks that planning around forest fires has become part of the process for such a beautiful part of the world
• humansomeone: So happy Carney and Smith are building a new pipeline to vancouver. Keep the oil flowing for us all. Such a help while the country burns around us.

What was considered a major sign of status 10 years ago, but is now seen as cheap, cringe, or a waste of money? (r/AskReddit)

• Kobe-62Mavs-61: It wasn’t “status” but 10 years ago I feel like podcasters needed to be a bit more professional and prepared. Now it seems like every loser you know has one and the production value is atrocious.
• sagewhat: Limos
• Leading_Emergency218: A blue checkmark

Who’s the most famous person you went to school with? (r/AskReddit)

• nkmetcalfe: My grandmother went to school with Jim Jones. I remember when I found out I asked her if they were friends or ever hung out, and she snapped back, “NO! He was weird then, too!”
• KnittingKitty: I went to college with Jim Morrison (The Doors). Yes, I’m o-l-d.
• ravenlynne: The guy who founded Khan academy was my valedictorian.

What is the WORST song you have ever heard? (r/AskReddit)

• beefstewforyou: A really bad Christian song from the 90s about cartoons getting saved.
• brittlebk: 1-877-Kars for Kidz
• GamesOfOdin: Baby Shark. Not because it’s technically the worst song ever made, but because once it gets into your head, it apparently signs a permanent lease there. 😂

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A 2-year-old at the center of a Texas brain-death dispute is taken off life support and dies (r/news)

• lilsqueakyone: Google Jahi McMath. That was a crazy situation. She was declared brain dead, but her parents refused to accept it. She has 2 death certificates 4 years apart.
• comefromawayfan2022: It’s sad that a two year old died. But I think we all knew that this was the outcome all along. That poor child died the day she drowned
• commandrix: I feel bad for the 2-year-old. Sure, you want to give the kid every chance to recover if recovery is at all reasonably possible. But at some point, you’ll do better to admit that there’s no point in keeping a brain-dead husk alive.

Child standing in seat and refusing a seatbelt cancels flight from Victoria, airline says (r/news)

• JurgusRudkus: Something very similar happened to me on a flight from PDX to LAX when my twins were 2.5. I was traveling alone with them and the entire journey was exhausting. On departure my son didn’t want to sit down in his seat and the flight attendant made clear that if he didn’t, the flight wouldn’t take off. So I had to literally strong arm him into his seat and PIN him down while he was screaming like he was being boiled in oil. It was the single suckiest moment of my life as a parent thus far but there was no way in hell I was going to let my child disrupt an entire plane full of people.
• succsforever: Every parent who has had a grouchy traveler child will read this and say “well, I’m not doing so bad”
• ninjplus: victoria sub has people who were on the flight talking about it. The girl was around 3 and they wasted an hour trying to get the child to stay in her seat while the runway was set to close soon. Totally idiotic on all levels. Dipshit useless parents who are fully to blame and crew members who should have turned around early enough to kick the family off so the rest of the passengers could get to their destinations. I would have been pissed.

What is a dark or unethical industry secret that you can finally share because you no longer work there? (r/AskReddit)

• lawlesstoast: The shear amount of mice present in long term care facilities. The city I live in, I have worked multiple sites. All have infestations they cannot control.
• Grim1067: The major cell carriers are pure profit in terms of the actual service. Most just don’t manage the infrastructure well on a regular basis. And most executive relations teams will just about give you what you ask for as a “one time exception”
• Cuddarfish: Not really “dark” but the markup you’re paying on prescription eyewear is absolutely criminal. Lenses + frames is a few dollars worth of materials.

Redditors who lost their spouse, what secret did you find out after their passing? (r/AskReddit)

• Dry_Clothes7489: My husband was conning gay men out of money via romance scams…
• daffodil-tears: Not me but my mom. She looked in my dad’s nightstand and found a little bag of white powder. Suddenly, all the little straws she’d found in his laundry made more sense.
• prunepicker: Ex-spouse. He had an affair while we were dating (1972), which resulted in a son, born three months before our wedding. I found out two years ago.

Medical workers, what is the scariest thing you have ever heard a patient say? (r/AskReddit)

• AlaskaTech1: I work in traveling eye care. When I was up in the Alaska bush, I saw a 21 year old patient who came with her 2 year old baby for an eye exam. She told me she became blind in her left eye when her boyfriend (notice I didn’t say ex) got drunk and punched her so hard he detached her retina. I was stunned and my face showed it. She then said, “Don’t worry. Everything is better. He’s nice to me now.”
• belfry_bat: Behavioral health patient once said to me “I’m a vegetarian because otherwise I would eat people.”
• quiksilver2101: Had a 2 vehicle head-on collision I responded to. Both occupants in one car seemed ok, then the driver says his back hurts. I asked what the pain felt like, and he said it felt like burning, almost like something was tearing…not too long after that he tanked very quickly and that was it..

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ICE will release body camera video only when seen in the agency’s ‘best interests,’ policy says (r/news)

• Koru03: Well at least they’re openly admitting what they already do…
• JohnnyGFX: At this point we’re going to have to abolish ICE and form a new agency to handle immigration enforcement, because ICE is not redeemable.
• adham06: So never, gotcha. Absolute asshats

US unexpectedly lost 23,000 jobs in July as slump in growth continues (r/news)

• Small-Sample3916: How is this unexpected? Job market has been crap for a while.
• TheCarrzilico: A loss being called a slump in growth is an excellent use of doublespeak.
• rabidstoat: Economist expectations were for 80,000 to 95,000 job gains.

What is a “poor man’s meal” that you still eat and genuinely love, no matter how much money you have? (r/AskReddit)

• illustrated_womxn: This is gonna sound weird, but I grew up poor and this is such a nostalgic comfort meal for me. My parents called them “hotdog boats”. Split a hotdog lengthwise, load the top with leftover mashed potatoes, cover in cheddar cheese and bake.
• ginger1009: Beans and rice. I love beans and rice.
• PhotographLess6194: Grilled cheese and Campbell’s tomato soup

What is a real-life “cheat code” you use everyday that everyone should know about? (r/AskReddit)

• Red_Squirrel__: Being nice to people around you. Makes their day better and usually gets you most of the things you want
• Barbaranln: no matter what your problem is always be polite to customer service people
• Annual-Two1507: Leave 10 minutes early, tbh - it kills the annoying panic when traffic, parking, or a delayed train shows up.

What was the reason your friendship ended with someone? (r/AskReddit)

• doesthishurt94: I realized I was just a placeholder for when she couldn’t get anyone else to show up for her.
• Ecstatic-While-2473: No reason, sometimes people just evolve in different directions
• RumorsOFsurF: Cancer took him. RIP Thomas.

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State of New Mexico sues Justice Department and Todd Blanche, saying they blocked its Epstein probe (r/news)

• everyones_typo: Blocking an investigation into child abuse and sex trafficking to protect powerful people is disgraceful and unacceptable. The truth must come out, and survivors deserve full accountability and complete transparency without federal stonewalling.
• tabrizzi: I wonder why they chose to block that type of probe.
• you_killed_my_: This November is the last chance to prove to the world you aren’t a protector of predators

Women tell BBC of rape and abuse at Army teen college (r/news)

• Fritzkreig: The military needs to clean up the culture even further than they have tried; as a veteran it is a disgrace that they have not got all this shit squared away by now!
• RooneytheWaster: And this is the Army that all the flag-botherers want to force youngsters into?
• Worldly-Ingenuity843: Well that’s a depressing read. It seems that not only do the instructors not care about sexual assaults, they actually expect the minors to have sex while on campus.

What got so expensive that you just stopped buying it? (r/AskReddit)

• Valuable-Brief-2291: Concert tickets
• SearchUsers: Fast food in all its forms. A dunkin bagel currently costs what 6 bagels do at the store… and its hard and old.
• lawlingalltheway: Eating out/coffee. I started cooking and bringing my own lunch and coffee to work.

What’s the most backhanded compliment you’ve ever received? (r/AskReddit)

• EnergyDr1nk_L0ver: “Wait you’re like, actually smart” Like ty but what 😭
• Kinkybenny: “You don’t sweat much for a fat guy” 🫤
• Cement421: My sister once said, “I’m so fat and stupid” and my grandmother responded, “darling, you’re not fat.”

What is something that is heavily romanticized, but is actually awful? (r/AskReddit)

• annyy_28: Not taking no for an answer when someone rejects you
• Anonymous_Coder_1234: Pirates. Much more horrible and less romantic than the media makes it seem.
• SpicyPunk: Climbing the corporate ladder

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Three lions die in zoo as Japan battles extreme heat (r/worldnews)

• PPGN_DM_Exia: Japan is sadly not known for its high quality zoos, not in terms of visitor experience or animal welfare. I went to the Tennoji Zoo in Osaka and it was very run down and depressing.
• alexsensei: Japan must have pretty lax laws for animal welfare, based on what I saw out there. I went to a small zoo off of Himeji Castle and they had a pen for two polar bears that couldn’t have been more than 8x5 metres. And the heat was stifling. It was dreadful.
• phiwong: This seems like incompetence. Losing one might be a fluke but 3 and they all show signs of dehydration?

Man charged with setting Spokane’s largest wildfire went to prison for killing his father (r/news)

• SparklingSloth: I don’t understand how purposely starting a wildfire that destroys lives and property isn’t charged as a form of terrorism
• JordanPetterPans: Imagine if this guy was just in a mental institution all along??..
• paypaypayme: America has a serious problem with antisocial freaks. There’s something about our society that breeds these type of weirdos. Perhaps its a lack of the whole village dynamic of ancient humans. Everyone’s in their own little bubble insulated from each other. Is it the fault of the idyllic suburban dream?

Chipotle pulls jalapenos from some restaurants amid salmonella probe (r/news)

• OuterSpaceBootyHole: To eat at Chipotle during an uncontained food contamination crisis is to not give a single fuck about anything
• Inside-Yak-8815: Everywhere I go to eat (or get food) has a salmonella outbreak a few days later, wtf is going on?
• ThisNameIsHilarious: Boy it would sure be nice if we had a regulatory agency to help track, fix, and prevent this stuff.

What is a sign that someone is emotionally unintelligent? (r/AskReddit)

• Whatabouttheteachers: Every hard conversation becomes an argument
• thunderfart_99: They have great difficulty seeing other people’s perspectives.
• Wooden-Wolverine-917: a complete disregard for how their actions affect others + the assumption that just because they feel something that that makes them right

What is a 9/10 or 10/10 game that you’ll never play again because of one small thing or section? (r/AskReddit)

• scalectrogenic: Metal Gear Solid V - I really enjoyed it first time through, but cannot be bothered with crawling through the hospital at the start again.
• yuuzhanbong: I love Far Harbor, but FUCK the Dima memory sequences
• Happy_goth_pirate: Uncharted, loved the damn thing but honestly the jet ski/ exploding barrels section was so frustrating, I’ll just skip that installment

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Two Deaths Linked to Cyclosporiasis in Michigan (r/news)

• Money-Lifeguard5815: I miss eating lettuce and other fresh produce 😭
• Valturia: Remember, FDA said everything is fine. Dying to lettuce is the new norm.
• aakundun: Deregulation at work. Profits over people.

Iran says no talks are under way with United States after Trump calls off attacks (r/worldnews)

• MyNameisClaypool: Why is the market still reacting to what he says? Everyone knows it is BS, but the market reacts as if it is not, makes no sense.
• KamKorn: He already got his market manipulation….. it doesn’t matter what you say Iran
• WearmyMark: Why people are surprised when Trump lies is a mystery to me. He did so regularly during the pandemic to try and keep everyone (and the markets) calm. He thinks the ends justify the means. He doesn’t understand or care that he is harming his own reputation as well as the nations. He doesn’t care if he makes himself a laughing stock. Whenever he opens his mouth he lies. It is at the core of his character.

What hobby or job has a divorce/breakup rate that feels like it’s close to 100%? (r/AskReddit)

• 0x14f: Not so much a job, but medical students don’t stay in relationships
• the__mom_friend: Stage Technicians, especially roadies who follows shows on tour. I realized during the last few weeks of my senior internship that every single stage tech employee was either a.) A divorced chain smoker or b.) Married to a person who worked the same shows they did.
• Slow-Rutabaga-7241: When bodybuilders use steroids, there’s one called Trenbolone, or ‘Tren’ for short. It’s also called divorce in a bottle because of the side effects of mood instability, irritability, hypermania, and apathy.

Coffee addicts, \$1,000 a week (tax free) for the rest of your life, but you have to sacrifice your daily fix. What are you doing? (r/AskReddit)

• movealongnowpeople: Is caffeine the fix, or is coffee the fix? I’d have no problem abandoning coffee. Caffeine in general, I’ll still take the money but I might be a giant prick for a few days.
• Nouvi_: As much as I love my freshly made coffee every single morning, for \$1000 a week, I would drop it with no hesitation.
• sofa_king_we_todded: I enjoy my morning latte ritual - I’d probably pick up some other morning ritual like rolling around in fresh wads of cash

What was it like when Obama was elected President? (r/AskReddit)

• WinterFilmAwards: Times Square became an enormous party. People were singing and dancing and hugging each other. Older black people were just openly weeping and couldn’t believe it happened in their lifetime. So much joy and hope for a better future
• benlau: We literally partied in the streets and hugged strangers.
• valkrycp: Kind of a collective sigh of relief for the majority of the country especially the youth and the minorities. It genuinely FELT hopeful - like the future is going to be better rather than worse.

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RFK Jr tells US families to vaccinate children against measles amid outbreak (r/news)

• nerfedbeyblade: The smart and responsible people were already doing that
• Harry_Mud: So now RFK Jr changes his mind and tell parents to do what they should have already done. How nice of him… What a dumb ass……………….
• Brease: It’s easy to be anti vaccine when herd immunity is doing its job. These fucking ghouls are seeing the consequences of their bullshit.

Family to sue after woman released from ICE custody froze to death (r/news)

• supercyberlurker: I forget what that’s called, where they drop a person off miles from anywhere with insufficient clothes in the freezing cold. It’s purposeful and has a name.
• CedarWolf: This sounds like ‘starlight tours’ are back. History may not repeat itself, but it sure does rhyme.
• GeorgeStark1: They knew she was suffering from mental illnesses. They should never have left her alone.

For women who NEVER wear makeup, what lead you to that choice? (r/AskReddit)

• jmills23: Laziness, prioritizing sleep over it, the cost, I never had the patience to learn how to do it well, I didn’t see the point in doing make up to make my face look natural, and it made my face and eyes feel gross.
• FluffyProgram9566: Didn’t want to self-enable body dysmorphia. Makeup is a slippery slope when your mind starts telling you you’re ugly without it.
• ApprehensiveMix7312: Sensory issues, I don’t like it on my face it makes me want to peel my face off when it’s on

Former homeless people, what were some of the places you slept at night that were safe? (r/AskReddit)

• ineverbot: Weirdly the best one was this little grassy spot surrounded by bushes on one of those medians in the middle of several busy lanes of a downtown street. It was like a little parkette with a statue or something and because it was in the middle of a busy street no one ever went there to sit or sleep because it was loud af during the day
• pestyfinesty: A man I knew who volunteered at a homeless shelter told me once that a man staying there said the hardest part of it was that there’s nowhere you’re supposed to be—anywhere you are, you can be made to leave. That really stuck with me.
• AfraidComposer7682: Senior year in college I chose to live in my pickup truck with a cover on the box, so I could afford books. I went to school in the Midwest. No heat. I had a sleeping bag and some thick blankets. The coldest nights were below zero Fahrenheit. Graduated and often think of the sacrifices I made to get a college education. Glad I did it, and would not recommend it. Winter was brutal.

How do you feel about Trump selling early access to his social media posts for \$100K per month? (r/AskReddit)

• xXx420BlazeRodSaboxX: Why the fuck is the President of the United States selling ANYTHING!?
• Evil_gEek: Insider trading openly.
• Odd-Elderberry-6137: Grifters gonna grift and so long as Congress acts like his lapdog, nothings going to change.