2026-08-13 Social General Briefing Summary
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Tim Hortons employee wonāt face criminal charges in death of customer (r/news)
- centipededamascus: Imagine finding out your grandmother died because she started a fight with the staff at a Tim Horton’s.
- RudolftheDuck: Ripped a chunk of the employeeās hair out and then put it in her purse. She took it like it was a trophy. For 75 thatās not very mature.
- MagicTheBurrito: I feel bad for the young employees. Hopefully they donāt blame themselves. The entitlement by some of the older folks are ridiculous. Especially in ācustomer serviceā settings. Source: am a server in a retirement town in Florida.
Two people are dead after a military helicopter crashes in Texas, sparking a fire (r/news)
- igetproteinfartsHELP: It was the AH-64 U.S. Army Apache attack helicopter
- IneptFortitude: This seems to be happening a little more regularly than usual
- john-know-nothing: The political comments in this thread are unhinged. Iāve worked in these Army heli units and the maintenance and operational schedules are insane. This stuff happens more than it should, yes, but the problem environment for it existed well before this administration, and the one before it as well.
People over 35: What is something you invested a massive amount of time or money into in your 20s that turned out to be a complete waste? (r/AskReddit)
- Bodgerpoo: My job at the time. I prioritised it over spending time with family. I wish I hadn’t done that.
- cantfrag: Avoiding things that made me anxious, instead of confronting them. I missed out on so much socialization and so many opportunities because of my anxiety - I started to really challenge it in my mid 20’s, but I still mourn the complete waste of lost time.
- ThatCarlosGuy: Seeing people say their hobbies are a complete waste is sad. Hobbies are what get you through day to day. That’s NOT a waste imo.
Married people of Reddit, whatās your most unhinged marriage hack? (r/AskReddit)
- pzschrek1: If your marriage is getting stale, start a feud with another couple. Nothing restores marital solidarity like having mutual enemies
- EvilAbed57: We both suck at deciding on low stakes stuff, so we have a rule. If we canāt pick a movie or show to watch within a strict 5 minutes (we literally set a timer), we have to watch Sharknado.
- needmoredoggos: [Weāve agreed that Iām the boss of him and heās the boss of me. But only when one of us is refusing to do something for ourselves that we need to do.
For example: putting off making an appointment with the dentist? āIām the boss of you and I say you have to call them.ā Boom, gotta call the dentist, the boss said so.
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